So this is what if feels like to be married

There is a new woman in my life, and she has completely taken control.

From the moment I met her, she has told me everything that is wrong with how I live, and how it must be changed.

First, she told me that I had far too much stuff in my condo, and at least 40% of it had to go.

So, because this woman told me to, I rented a storage place. Into the boxes and off to storage went my CDs (a few hundred), my DVDs, (even more so), most of my books, my extra electronics, some clothes, and various other stuff.

Then, my kitchen appliances were too old. I must get new ones, and get them right away. So from sears came a new dishwasher, fridge, and stove.

Then, the paint in my condo was all wrong. So per her orders I hired a painter to paint the whole place new colors (which of course, were chosen by her). Oh, and ordered new blinds.

On Thursday, she came over, when I wasn’t even there, and rearranged all of my furniture. And in the corner, she put even MORE stuff that I have to get rid off, including my coffee table.

Now she is telling me I need to hire a housekeeper to come on a regular basis, that I shouldn't use my brand new appliances that much, as to not ruin them (but she also told me that I should cook as much of my food as possible to get rid of it).

Next, I think we are going to change my sheets, my towels, my shower curtain, and who knows what else is in store?

Who is this new woman that has taken over my life? My new girlfriend? Nope. A wife? Nope.

She is my realtor.